Bring a little dark humor into the kitchen with this one-of-a-kind Vegetable Murder Board. Crafted from hard maple, this board features an elaborate laser-engraved crime scene where the unfortunate victims are entirely vegetables. Broccoli, carrots, tomatoes, and their fellow produce have clearly had a very bad day—complete with knives, crime-scene tape, and plenty of ridiculous details to discover.
The light color of the hard maple provides the perfect backdrop for the detailed engraving, giving the artwork a bold, vintage illustrated look. Equal parts functional kitchen accessory and conversation piece, this board makes a wonderfully unusual gift for home cooks, food lovers, or anyone with a slightly twisted sense of humor. We recommend cutting on the back of the board.
No vegetables were harmed in the making of this board.
Shape: Rectangular (15” x 10”)
Material: Wood (Hard Maple)
Bring a little dark humor into the kitchen with this one-of-a-kind Vegetable Murder Board. Crafted from hard maple, this board features an elaborate laser-engraved crime scene where the unfortunate victims are entirely vegetables. Broccoli, carrots, tomatoes, and their fellow produce have clearly had a very bad day—complete with knives, crime-scene tape, and plenty of ridiculous details to discover.
The light color of the hard maple provides the perfect backdrop for the detailed engraving, giving the artwork a bold, vintage illustrated look. Equal parts functional kitchen accessory and conversation piece, this board makes a wonderfully unusual gift for home cooks, food lovers, or anyone with a slightly twisted sense of humor. We recommend cutting on the back of the board.
No vegetables were harmed in the making of this board.
Shape: Rectangular (15” x 10”)
Material: Wood (Hard Maple)
